Speaker 1:
I swear to God, I'm going to come up with a f*cking hook every time. Yo word right, I'm going to come up with a hook every time. I swear to God, f*ck that nigg* up. f*ck that nigg* up. I'm high. That's why, hey yo, she got to record that. Yo f*ck that. Yo Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Yo Yo. You record that sh*t. Uh-huh, I think so. I want to go f*ck that nigg* up. f*ck that nigg* up. Hold him up. Ay, pull around the block. Ba-da-ta-ta, ba-da-ta-ta Ay. f*ck that nigg* up. f*ck that nigg* up. That nigg* is a bum. He's not really nothing. No, not really nothing. Ayy, call me what you want what. Call me what you want what, but I ain't the one, the one. Ayy, ayy, ayy. How do you spell humble B-U-M?
Speaker 2:
Oh, f*cking nigg* Ayy.
Speaker 1:
Oh, I'm so f*cking high right now. I'm high f*ck that nigg* up. Ay, f*ck that nigg* up. Ay, f*ck that nigg* up. f*ck that nigg* up. I'm high as f*ck. There's too many of y'all bum ass nigg*s in the street that ain't been f*cked up yet. You been tooted up but not f*cked up, and when I see you, i'ma slap you like your mama should have.
Speaker 2:
Damn f*ck that nigg* up that sh*t crazy. That was a Nova's Podcast exclusive trap.
Speaker 1:
sick we are sponsored by Swish's Peace Gobbler Animal.
Speaker 2:
It's crazy, f*cking nigg*s up.
Speaker 1:
Oh, I think I started to feel like C. Oh, that sh*t, you got to get up and walk out. Hell yeah, I'm telling y'all. We are sponsored by well, I'm sponsored by the Peace Gobbler. Swish made you know who not smoking. No more Swish. Oh no, give Swish me. You know who not smoking? No more Swish. Oh no, Give me that. I'm smoking. I got to come down.
Speaker 2:
Oh sh*t, Give me that. I just got to come down.
Speaker 1:
I need this because I got my birthday time here. Oh yeah, sh*t, oh sh*t. We like you nigg*, we got drugs. Bro, he ain't never do this. No, ma'am, I didn't realize what the f*ck you said. You heard her. Oh, what she said, this is our last camera man. They did this because he was broke. Am I lying?
Speaker 2:
No, you're not Look at all that sh*t down there I know.
Speaker 1:
That's sad. You need to shake that sh*t up.
Speaker 2:
That's probably poison. You need a spoon Boom Huh.
Speaker 1:
f*ck that nigg* up See. Hey boo sh*t See, because look at you, god damn it See, damn You're an idiot f*ck that nigg* up.
Speaker 2:
Look at oh, that's the f*ck you up right there. Okay, show the camera. Show the camera we got to show y'all the f*ck it up.
Speaker 1:
That's crazy. This the f*ck it up. You, that's the f*ck it up in. The f*ck it up juice, that's the f*ck it up in the f*ck you up juice, f*ck you up, get that sh*t.
Speaker 2:
That's the f*ck you up sh*t on the bottom. We don't know what that sh*t is. We call it residue do, but it's not. Maybe I don't call it that sh*t. No, no see, when you spin it don't even move right, it'll stay right there, look at that hey did y'all see the video?
Speaker 1:
it was like, uh, like this white family where the little boy walked in there and his mom, when the recording started, his mom was like tell your father what you just told me? And he's just holding the bag. And the little boy was like, um, I did a number two and it was too big to flush down the toilet, so I grabbed it out and put it in his bag oh, his daddy was looking at him like what the f*ck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1:
And he threw the bag on his mama. Yo, his mama screamed and screamed. You would have thought she was dying.
Speaker 2:
It was real doodoo in there.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, oh my God, I said yo they.
Speaker 2:
That's wild.
Speaker 1:
My daddy would have sent me right on back to God after this, that's wild back to God after this.
Speaker 2:
That's wild B. He said it was too big to flush, it was going to crawl up the toilet, so he scooped it out and put it in the bag.
Speaker 1:
That's crazy.
Speaker 2:
Paula be cracking up over something.
Speaker 1:
That grass is really green.
Speaker 2:
We know we got Paula cracking up. We know we can do anybody else.
Speaker 1:
Paula, you got some green ass grass.
Speaker 2:
You damn sure do right.
Speaker 1:
Green ass grass no filter Just grass. I don't know if I'm noticing it because I'm high puss*. Uh-uh, that's my sh*t, no puss*.
Speaker 2:
puss*, puss*, puss*, puss* puss*.
Speaker 1:
Dance trap on the beat. Hey Said you next time we lit. Now we lit. Now. You ain't got no motion, you can't pay no bills, you can't even keep your hair cut, you can't keep your hair done, you can't keep your phone on. I don't even know. Let me join. puss*, puss*, puss*, puss*, puss*. All right, f*ck this nigg*. Yeah, guess what, guess what we got. I got all the logins. Hey, hey, I got all the logins. Hey, I got all the logins. Oh, still don't know sh*t. Nope, it's a new day. Snap the bitch up. Tell her, say hey, hey, hey, humble is broke. B-u-m, that's not broke. Nope, nope, ceo boss, but his two friends become real wrong now. Oh, I'm kidding, I'm high as f*ck on an edible cancel switch. The cancel switch is crazy. At the end of that verse this your first diss track. How you feel Swish. I ain't even finished yet. Hold on, I'll go right back in. Ay, f*ck, 718. Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, f*ck. 646. Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. f*ck New York, f*ck the bridge, f*ck Manhattan. He turned the music down.
Speaker 1:
He heard that 718 and got offended.
Speaker 2:
I was with you, I was with you, I was with you to that point, girl, that's crazy that's you turn my music down. I started naming all the music 616, 718.
Speaker 1:
What's the other one? What's the other one? Yep 917.
Speaker 2:
Oh yeah big f*ck.
Speaker 1:
917. 917, 9-1-7. Oh yeah, big f*ck, 9-1-7.
Speaker 2:
9-1-7, 2-1-2, 3-4-7. f*ck that sh*t, f*ck them nigg*s from the 9-1-7.
Speaker 1:
I know that. Nah, f*ck the nigg*s from the 3-4-7. I hate the 3-4-7 ass nigg*s. I hate all nigg*s. Goddamn, maybe not. Hey, yeah, it's like the straight cook. Hey, hey, oh, that humble like bitch, that humble ain't got no swish.
Speaker 2:
Oh, I'm getting loud right there. That humble ain't got no swish oh.
Speaker 1:
Because it was a oh Entree for the new cameraman. Oh my God, oh, hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I got a humble dude. Oh my God, that humble ain't got. No swish, that humble ain't got no, swish, I got it.
Speaker 2:
Say it again Swish, I got it.
Speaker 1:
You put it back. Yeah, okay, he went and broke my jaw. That humble ain't got no swish. He ain't even got no pot To piss. It sounded better in my head.
Speaker 2:
I thought Anybody through this Was gonna go mad Hang on about their piss and then she say it that sh*t is wild.
Speaker 1:
I know what she was thinking. Yeah To piss. Okay, we got producer Polo on the beat. Yeah, yeah, he went broke like that. Humble ain't got no swish, ain't even got no pot to piss. Okay, we got Producer Polo on the beat. Yeah, yeah, he went broke like that Humble ain't got no swish, ain't even got no pot to piss in. f*ck that nigg*. I'm back in. Ay, that nigg* said I ain't got no motion. But f*ck that nigg*, cause I heard that he ain't got no lotion. Yeah, you ashy ass nigg*, go and brush your teeth. nigg*, go and see a a dentist, cause all that calcium ain't winning. You hear me, don't get me started.
Speaker 2:
She was kissing him, though. She was kissing him though.
Speaker 1:
Never tongue kiss. If we get into it, it's really actually very disrespectful. So that's not. They ain't got no kids, no, and to be honest, when we first started dating, his breath used to stink so bad, oh my God. I used to be like you want some gum? Or like I tried to get like wraps that had men in it, something to spare me, because that sh*t was crazy. And so one day I was like, damn, your tongue ain't dry. He was like, yeah, my mouth be dry when I smell my. Okay, I'm like maybe you should start using this mouthwash. It's for smokers. Why you didn't tell nigg* breast steak, nah I like that.
Speaker 2:
I'm like nigg*, your breast steak, nigg*, you gotta do something about that. I'm just being, I'm just black, like that, like shawty had some sh*t. I'm like nah, I paid that sh*t off. She's like what she was like what Nah we got?
Speaker 1:
to do a freestyle of this one To this yeah, that beat fire.
Speaker 2:
That's going on the mixtape. It's like's Straight Coup, no Swish. That's the same way you said it, how you said it.
Speaker 1:
I'm going to get it straight as me, that's the same way you said it.
Speaker 2:
I just put it on the beat Are we live? Are we live?
Speaker 1:
Let's start. I need my band. We're live. Are we live? Are we recording? We got a whole mixtape on Polo Computer. Okay.
Speaker 2:
I'm with a guy and I, oh, okay, okay, yeah, we got it, it's ready. I think I'm gonna wrap up. Yep, we live.
Speaker 1:
I'll be back. I got to get my cap. Oh yeah, no advisory, no advisory. Charlotte's most dangerous crew, bitch. Humble ain't got no, humble ain't got no. Sis Looking on the bill, he wish he can't pay them. Bitch Ay, nigg* thought he was that, nigg* thought he was good. But I don't really have it Big on the chat like Zai and I keep moving my mind. Hey, what's the last person that hopped on my live before I ended it? What's his girlfriend? Oh, I can't. I'm going to be live now. I can't be singing this sh*t and I pass it to her. I got five more days. I'm free, baby. I can't do that sh*t. G-g-g-g-g-.
Speaker 2:
We live. I'm five, three, I don't even know when that sh*t at Five three.
Speaker 1:
What the f*ck.
Speaker 2:
Cause I try to.
Speaker 1:
What's your area code? Seven one, eight, yeah, there you go, yeah.
Speaker 2:
Cheers Shout out to the most dangerous Cool Norvossi podcast, your boy CO McLean.
Speaker 1:
It's your girl, trapzy. It's terrorist. Unscripted, oh hell.
Speaker 2:
Ay, ay. You see how she is. If y'all tuned in to last episode, pardon me, but our cameraman Shout out to our cameraman Swish back there holding us down.
Speaker 1:
You know what I mean, huh you can't say that what you about to say.
Speaker 2:
What you about to say. You definitely can't say that. Oh, thank you. You definitely cannot say that.
Speaker 1:
You cannot say that I was going to say have a wonderful day. If you watched the episode last week of all I've been indulging in punch, so I'm happy off the punch. But before I get too happy off the punch, make sure you like and subscribe. We are on Spotify, youtube, apple Music, amazon Music, iheartradio, photobucket. We on MySpace.
Speaker 2:
We on hubcom.
Speaker 1:
We're not on Wait let me say something about that, because it's crazy. Every time we used to say p*rnhub, he was like we're not on p*rnhub. I wonder if he's on p*rnhub. He probably is.
Speaker 2:
For me it's Tasty Trey.
Speaker 1:
Tasty Trey.
Speaker 2:
Oh, you wonder if he's on p*rnhub. Look him up, I mean you can't have him.
Speaker 1:
No, that's cute. Oh, p*rnhub blocked.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, dried up, but you know what's crazy they was doing it together.
Speaker 1:
They was doing Twitter. They have videos on Twitter, oh sh*t.
Speaker 2:
Wait, did they meet them together?
Speaker 1:
Oh, I don't want to see that I don't want to see that sh*t.
Speaker 2:
But you know what's crazy, yo, that nigg* had her whole f*cking life no faces. Though you know what's crazy Look at how God has blessed us.
Speaker 1:
We are elevated because guess what? Humble ain't even got no pot to piss in. Shout out to our new cameraman Swish, Swish.
Speaker 2:
He's the best.
Speaker 1:
He canceled for me. But shout out to the rest of Swish. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:
Tyrus is f*cked up, I am.
Speaker 1:
I am, it's the punch. I had some peach cobbler earlier. Really great that's how good that's.
Speaker 2:
It's Cobbler.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, man, I tried to get some more and then you started drinking too. I tried to get some more, but canceled. I can't support black business. Black businesses are canceled. But nah, it's a good happy Wednesday. I'm really happy y'all, because guess what, what's?
Speaker 2:
up.
Speaker 1:
I got one, two, three, four, five, six more days to my summer break.
Speaker 2:
Oh, yeah, yeah, let oh yeah. Give a round of applause for that.
Speaker 1:
Six more days I have made it through another school year. Yes, I also want to say I looked at my data and my data says that my students are 86.6% from Target.
Speaker 2:
Is it data or data?
Speaker 1:
Data data. The data data, which means out of 100%. My kids are 86.6.
Speaker 2:
Oh, that's what's up. Give them a round of applause for that. That's what's up. The smart-ass motherf*ckers over there, that's good.
Speaker 1:
Mmm. I'm going to say mmm.
Speaker 2:
Okay, that's good, but.
Speaker 1:
I just want to shout out to my babies because they are scholars and I love them, but of course they got a fire ass English teacher. So you know they can start watching this After they graduate. Yes, they have already asked about it. They have already asked For my Instagram. I told them the day after graduation. They got it.
Speaker 2:
Listen Soon enough. Your name's gonna be Goo Goo Boom. So, when they put in Tyrus. That's how I said it, right, right, okay, I f*ck up names.
Speaker 1:
The first day you met me, you f*cked up my name actually. I did Right after she told you her name. What did he say? Tarr.
Speaker 2:
I said Paris.
Speaker 1:
Paris. He said Paris.
Speaker 2:
But no, I never f*cked up. Nobody's name worse than my girl, Deja Lynn.
Speaker 1:
Yo, you killed her I butchered her name.
Speaker 2:
I called her Dejah Lai. Dejah Lai is crazy. I called her Dejah.
Speaker 1:
Lai, shout out to Polo, polo. Polo got me f*cking weak, just how he did. His entrance was very grand. Yes, shout out to Polo, cause Polo always keeps us on top. Oh, this is Deja Vu that didn't see you at all. Damn, it just feels not lonely. It feels good like being over here by myself good energy.
Speaker 2:
Listen, y'all get this motherf*cker too much recognition, right? Why? I walked in and y'all talking about this motherf*cker. Who is this motherf*cker you guys keep talking about? I don't know this motherf*cker, so can you please stop talking about the motherf*cker I don't know?
Speaker 1:
I was talking about Jesus.
Speaker 2:
Well, he's not a motherf*cker.
Speaker 1:
Okay then, so stop saying that I was because Jesus got me.
Speaker 2:
Oh, okay, I didn't hear that part. Okay, why would you talk to me? Because you don't got Jesus, amen. You don't got King Jesus, you don't got King Jesus.
Speaker 1:
You don't got King Jesus. Hey, that's a classic in the black house.
Speaker 2:
All right, I'm trying to tell you she f*cked these sh*ts up.
Speaker 1:
Don't put me out, damn, because why would you that they was sitting here? You gotta get used to being on podcasts with nothing but women. You can't do that.
Speaker 2:
What you mean. I can't say she f*cked these sh*ts up.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, you're not supposed to say that.
Speaker 2:
I saw she opened them so I'm like I'm gonna get them later and then I try to get the bag and the sh*t gone.
Speaker 1:
She don't want the viewers to know that she f*cked that sh*t up, though I mean you can. They would have said it was me, but you know, and then it was full, so it looked full.
Speaker 2:
That's why you started reaching for it. Nah, the crumbs going full out.
Speaker 1:
I despise you.
Speaker 2:
I despise you. Shut up, Right I do.
Speaker 1:
Oh yeah, oh listen, yes, what's that?
Speaker 2:
Gotta give a shout out. I don't care, they ain't cut no check.
Speaker 1:
They got a new flavor. It's called Mammy's Mix.
Speaker 2:
Don't even say their name, Hold on because I haven't tried it. Let me give a live review on air, a live review of who Of Mammy's Mix. They didn't pay for this live review. Y'all giving away free sh*t we're going to tag them they got Instagram now.
Speaker 1:
Okay, they're from Greensboro. This might be good because my grandmother's name was Mamie, so this might be good. Let me try this. Hold on all the flavors they got.
Speaker 2:
They got so many flavors you would try say nothing but a chaser real well.
Speaker 1:
Oh my god, it's bussin' right. This is Mamie's Mix. It's good, like even the regular lemonade it's like heaven in a bottle. I done, seen it, mary Mae's mix. Cut the check ding nah baby, we need to get on here, cut us a check. We need to get you on here cause this is fire it mixes very well with casamigos that's what you got now casamigos it's delicious casamigos, I would try some casamigos, but it's castle casamigos my man, eddie.
Speaker 2:
What up my nigg*? I see you shout out to Ed.
Speaker 1:
Who is Ed?
Speaker 2:
that's the Facebook. We gotta shout out Facebook. People shout out Facebook man y'all had a good week.
Speaker 1:
Shout out Christian Mingle, cause I see y'all be on there listening to Christian Mingle. Yeah, of course, every episode I gotta shout out the Hoochies shout out to the Hoochies mamas.
Speaker 2:
I to the Hoochie.
Speaker 1:
Mamas, I love the Hoochies. Yes, we was outside this weekend. It was a fun time.
Speaker 2:
The Hoochies was Hoochian. Her Huh, yep, the Hoochies was Hoochian. That's not. We were not, we were respectful, I was with them. Yeah, she was with them. Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1:
Hoochian too.
Speaker 2:
Hoochian too what.
Speaker 1:
She's actually an honorary Hoochie. We've already what I'm saying, because after you left last weekend we formed a bond for like another hour Y'all did.
Speaker 2:
That's what's up.
Speaker 1:
I know Polo was sick of us because we was just out there for no reason, outside, just no reason, drinking, twerking, twerking, twerking and drinking.
Speaker 2:
Jesus, look at that. Is it on camera? Is it on camera? No, we was going crazy. Yeah, we started early. Oh, I want to shout out Tasha K. I went to her comedy, her comedy special on I think it was Sunday. Yeah, she came out here to Charlotte and did a comedy, but I didn't know nothing about the young lady until I did my little research and I'm like, okay, she was a former blogger, took off from there, whoopty whoop she was a blogger that is not a blogger anymore. Not a blogger anymore.
Speaker 1:
Because she was talking sh*t about Cardi B.
Speaker 2:
And Cardi B sued that ass. Tasha K unwind with Tasha K, yes, and she owe Cardi B all that money, so she's trying to make that money back.
Speaker 1:
But she is actually. Hilarious though she is, I'm glad I don't have anything to say about Tasha. I just think blogging is not it for you, babe. I think comedy might be your speed. Comedy is where the money is for real, but blogging is not for you sweets. She had to run to Africa and hide in Africa because she owed that lady money.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, she got the African man now, but she was going in on a ton of I ain't gonna lie, tasha Gay.
Speaker 1:
Oh, I bet what she was saying.
Speaker 2:
Oh man, she was talking about? Who was she? She was talking about, uh Olam Portia Williams.
Speaker 1:
I don't know how.
Speaker 2:
I don't watch them reality shows, so I guess Anybody that you seen her and her stories that's who she has On her comedy special.
Speaker 1:
I know she thought about she can't, or Cardi B gonna sue that ass again and Cardi B on her net when?
Speaker 2:
my money. Where is my money? Where is my?
Speaker 1:
money. Like it was a point, Tasha K deactivated her Instagram. Cardi B was on that ass, oh sh*t.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, yeah, sh*t, sh*t. I mean it did a thing. It was just for me it was just too much of her talking about the celebrities. Her stand-up regular jokes was funny as f*ck. I was surprised she just too much to talk about celebrities.
Speaker 1:
If you think about it, that's all she got, though, talking about them celebrities, she just can't go back into blogging because but birthday. I love when y'all say that so we're gonna start with birthday you wanna be like me so bad.
Speaker 2:
I gotta watch her. She's a great value CEO.
Speaker 1:
Oh my gosh and we actually have some siblings who have the same birthday. We're gonna get into it. So first up we got Carmelo Anthony he turned 40. Oh, melo, melo, melo, from New York too. Castle, he turned 40. Oh, mello, mello, mello, you look magic. Shout out Mello. Shout out Mello, mello, from New York too. Yeah, cancel, he too fond to be canceled.
Speaker 2:
So if Mello walked up right here now and whipped his dick out, what you going to?
Speaker 1:
do I would? Oh, I would not. First of all, that was for the ratings, that would not. I would scream because I'd be scared.
Speaker 2:
But then I'd be even more scared Sexual assault Even. I'd be more scared.
Speaker 1:
Hey, no, scary hours right now. Oh my God, why would he just randomly do that? Scary hours right now. I'm calling Lala. You know how Lala had him on that FaceTime. Yo, I'm going to have Lala on that FaceTime. Get your nigg*. I'm screaming sh*t. Scary hours talking about.
Speaker 2:
Suck it, because then I'd probably be more scared and scream when I see you drop over there and suck it, shout out to Mello nigg*, hey, you gotta shoot your shot.
Speaker 1:
I'm screaming, you better shoot your shot.
Speaker 2:
She gonna suck her shot f*ck that.
Speaker 1:
Wow, i'ma speak to that song, pregnant in the neck Pregnant in the neck, oh no. Well, he didn't do the video. f*ck him. I don't care. I can't represent him no more. I still got the song.
Speaker 2:
I'm thinking of this nigg* sending pictures to bitches with his butt out. That's gay, nigg*. That's some gay sh*t. nigg* Diddy, Was that him in that? Nah, I don't want to talk about it because nigg*'s going to try to touch the beat.
Speaker 1:
We're going to move on.
Speaker 2:
Move on yeah he's 26?
Speaker 1:
oh no, that's not him I'm thinking about he was busting ass early on, yeah, I was thinking about Doc Rivers son oh yeah, that's who I was thinking about too, daddy yeah, I know you dick you like 80.
Speaker 2:
You know I'm not behind you, though it's okay alright, so next we got Laverne Cox. She turned 52 and see, I know you don't know who that is. I don't have you ever seen Orange is the New Black. She suck, cox. No Well, she might, well, she might actually she is transgender, transgender, yeah. She played Sophia in Orange is the New Black.
Speaker 1:
My bad my bad, she turned 52.
Speaker 2:
She looks good, actually I have no comment on this one, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:
Of course, and then we're gonna go ahead and get into our siblings, so I didn't notice. But I learned this today Reby Jackson and Latoya Jackson have the same birthday. That's why they be beefing and battling so hard. Wait, who's Reby?
Speaker 2:
Jackson Reby, oh, reby, reby. Jackson Reby is the oldest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, reby and Latoya, oh Latoya. Okay, yvonne the Jackson, they always beefing though so Ribi turned 74 and Latoya turned 68 damn Ribi and they look horrible? Yeah, they do they look well. I know.
Speaker 1:
Latoya got all that surgery, but Ribi too, ribi look, ribi look. Okay, she look honestly like the most normal, because Latoya look literally like as white as that damn napkin, that polo holding. She is like pasty white now but she's black, right she's black. Okay, so Rebe look good. Rebe look like Janet before the surgery. She look like an older lady, rebe they all look alike they do Yo them jeans is strong.
Speaker 2:
Yo. Janet Jackson. They showed a recent picture of her. Oh, latoya look like that. You see, LaToya look just like Michael.
Speaker 1:
And she was pretty. Y'all look like Janet, but which? Okay, so which Jackson sister was the one that stole her sister's husband and married him? That was Reby and LaToya, right.
Speaker 2:
Wait, the sister stealing nigg*s.
Speaker 1:
Yes, it's a set of sisters out of the Jackson family I think it is Rebe and Latoya where Rebe was married to a man and then they got divorced because Latoya was sleeping with him and then he married Latoya and Latoya been with him since then. I'm pretty sure it was them Fact. Check me on that, but I'm pretty sure it was them fact. Check me on that, but I'm pretty sure it was them that nigg* still f*cking both of them.
Speaker 2:
It's the best of both worlds, nah he probably ain't f*cking Reby. That's like f*cking your sister well, let me put it that way Latoya just, she just now my cup of tea now my cup of tea. Who else? That's it for birthdays? That's it for birthdays? Yep, okay hot topics that's it for birthdays. Yeah, listen, if it's your birthday today, we celebrate you today. Happy birthday from Novoland Crew. Happy birthday you, motherf*ckers happy birthday.
Speaker 1:
Happy birthday, you f*cking two-faced motherf*ck.
Speaker 2:
Happy birthday. It's Gemini season, happy birthday.
Speaker 1:
I love Gemini. I wanna say happy birthday To you. I wanna say Happy birthday To you. That's how you know we black. We will harmonize some sh*t.
Speaker 2:
I love that I love that at first.
Speaker 1:
Yes, all right. So hot topics number one if you drink fiji water, listen up, because fiji water just recalled oh hell 1.9 million oh f*ck bottles of fiji water. I like Fiji Because they tested some of the bottles and they determined that there were three types of bacteria and a metal called manganese, mayonnaise Manganese.
Speaker 2:
M-A-G-N-E-S-E.
Speaker 1:
Manganese. I don't know, we're going to call it manganese. Manganese, but-e-n-e-s-e Megan's knees, meganese.
Speaker 2:
Okay, meganese I don't know.
Speaker 1:
We're going to call it Meganese Megan's knees, okay.
Speaker 2:
But you know what's crazy about that?
Speaker 1:
Oh, go ahead my bad, Go ahead Trap.
Speaker 2:
It's crazy, because somebody had just sent that to me in my inbox.
Speaker 1:
Send it to me, but guy that tested all the waters.
Speaker 2:
Tested all the waters you know, and Fiji was. Everybody think that's Fiji spring water. I mean small water.
Speaker 1:
It's actually one of the worst waters for you. I like Fiji. Well, kora's my favorite one now, but I love Kora, fiji, wow.
Speaker 2:
Yep, so listen.
Speaker 1:
so that's Fiji Y'all done now Y'all might as well. Yep, nothing Y'all like Fiji water right there.
Speaker 2:
This is wholesome nasty there's no water involved in this sh*t so Fiji water bad.
Speaker 1:
What else we got? I mean Reba and Latoya still arguing Fiji bad. What else on our hot topics? Um, tabby Douglas yo.
Speaker 2:
Taris is f*cked up y'all. She like y'all, I mean everything, just bad today. What else is on our hot topics?
Speaker 1:
everything's bad. Bad today, everything's bad. I'm not as bad as you, though, because I haven't got up yet. She f*cked up.
Speaker 2:
She's slurring and sh*t. Yeah, she's just bad. She's just bad.
Speaker 1:
You done. Let me know when you're done, because when it's my turn I haven't revamped yet, so I can have one last shot with T.
Speaker 2:
That sh*t done.
Speaker 1:
All right up next gabby douglas.
Speaker 2:
Oh, gabby, yes yeah, you let society f*ck your brain up and social media.
Speaker 1:
If she just went natural, she would have been fine. Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah Well maybe, but yeah, she has officially withdrawn from the US Gymnastics Championship. Oh man, because she's injured, damn. And she did release a statement she said you know, although I love the sport, I have to take my health seriously and unfortunately, you know, I'm gonna have to withdraw. Damn prayers up for Gabby Douglas for a speedy recovery. Shout out to.
Speaker 2:
Gabby Douglas, you know we still love you.
Speaker 1:
Yes, don't let this one thing defeat you, always rooting for everyone black always rooting for my young black sister man her strong legs.
Speaker 2:
Did they say what injury was? Her calves are strong. Oh, let me see. Yeah, she got strong legs. I didn't know she got injured.
Speaker 1:
She probably has a strong core too. Yeah, she does.
Speaker 2:
She got veins in her legs that just pop out. It's crazy. Shout out to Gabby.
Speaker 1:
No, it just says she's an ankle injury. Oh, that's tough for gymnastics.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, you can't do that, no way. You can't do nothing, that's your landing.
Speaker 1:
It's over. Yeah, praise up to Gabby, I up to Gabby. I love you Gabby, but I mean, that's really it, the only other thing that was like somewhat popular. I f*cked up, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:
I'm not doing it now, because now y'all know. So when you hear the sound, you gotta do it. Okay, and shout out to y'all. Motherf*cker probably wonder what's going on but, when we do the sound. That's f*cked up. Check my messages.
Speaker 1:
Go ahead anywho that was all a hot topic. Um, yeah, I mean the last one. It wasn't really no, nothing, yeah, nothing ain't really been happening in the world lately, the only other thing that really happened was the White House announced they gonna have this big Juneteenth celebration, which I kinda personally feel like. That's so disrespectful it is like y'all making a mockery of this sh*t. It's not what Juneteenth is about. But hey, do your big one. I'm not going to lie. I took that day off. I did too.
Speaker 2:
I took Juneteenth off. Yes, I'm black. It's a holiday now, right it is. It's a federal holiday.
Speaker 1:
is that on?
Speaker 2:
On a Wednesday. No, it was on a Wednesday. I'm getting a big ass picture. Oh, I'm off. I'm off on Wednesdays now.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, but you didn't take off for the holidays, so are you really black?
Speaker 2:
Huh, are you really black? And you didn't take off for the holiday. I'm off.
Speaker 1:
You're not for the culture.
Speaker 2:
They gave it to me. Breaking news CEO. Not, I'm going to get me a big ass picture of grape Kool-Aid.
Speaker 1:
I'm going to make a big ass pot of collard greens fried chicken have some watermelon salad.
Speaker 2:
That is so stereotypical. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1:
Because I'm black. That's what they and I can say the N-word.
Speaker 2:
I'm black and I can say the N-word. Hey, do y'all watch this show called Bad Girls Club?
Speaker 1:
Yes, Are you talking about baddies?
Speaker 2:
are bad girls. Baddies, Baddies. Please yo ladies, what is the point of watching this f*cking show To?
Speaker 1:
watch the girls fight. Yo this sh*t. Natalie and Tommy fighting next.
Speaker 2:
I lost brain cells, literally watching this show I did, I lost.
Speaker 1:
It was nothing but ass until you got here.
Speaker 2:
I got a double I saw the Claremont twins on there looking like f*cking how they look. I was like what the f*ck is this sh*t? f*cking how they look. I was like what the f*ck is this sh*t.
Speaker 1:
Every minute Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Nah, you saying the wrong thing. There's no dialogue. Every minute is beep beep, beep, beep, beep. It's not a lot of bitch, it's more like beep beep, boop, boop, boop. But it's no dialogue.
Speaker 2:
Yeah, because it's not a like yo baddies go to africa like yo. Can't, can't, can't. Enjoy something for once. Like every f*cking second is an argument and fights what the next place they went to see her then they go to san diego, to lego land, to To buy some Legos Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bing, bing, bing, bing. Like you can't even buy a Lego, like this sh*t is crazy.
Speaker 1:
I'm f*cking stupid. You can't even buy a Lego. It's crazy, you can't.
Speaker 2:
They can't. They're going to go on Legoland.
Speaker 1:
They're going to go on their baddies on. It first came out because I was like what is this sh*t? But as I watched it, natalie Nunn is making a f*cking. She's making a killing.
Speaker 2:
She's making a kill out that sh*t she's setting all these fights up she's telling them girls to go fight each other before. It's just a point where they have they got time limits, each person, they got a problem with each other. They got a time limit to fight.
Speaker 1:
Like it's no dialogue on the show. You gotta figure this sh*t out before we go to the next activity, cause we can't take this energy there. And then it's like, basically you better fight this sh*t out right now.
Speaker 2:
And they got. What's that girl? Marilyn the short girl.
Speaker 1:
She from New York.
Speaker 2:
She be sneaking everybody.
Speaker 1:
She from the Bronx.
Speaker 2:
Yo, she be sneaking everybody, she from the Bronx, the Bronx, she from the Bronx. Yo she be. Just she, her little ass, be going through the crowd, you can't see that, you can't see her. And she just pop up. Then the security come in. Then she like bitch, I got that. That's all this bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bing, bing, bing, bing. That's the whole y'all.
Speaker 1:
We baddies, we need we need one of the baddies to come on the show so listen. I met one of the baddies, smiley she is so sweet and person like she is nothing like a thing in that picture.
Speaker 1:
Matter of fact, we need to have what's gonna come on the show. She from 704, who Scotty with the body that bitch ain't from Charlotte, that bitch from Raleigh. She keep throwing her fours though on the show she from Raleigh, Do not let her fool you. She more really honestly, from Nightdale. We really want to be real. Nightdale is crazy. She ain't even really from Nightdale. Nightdale is not even Raleigh.
Speaker 1:
She lived in Charlotte for like two years, so I watched the Baddies Caribbean the first intro, you know on the intro she throwing up fours on the intro. It was crazy.
Speaker 2:
After the intro, like hey bing, bing, bing, bing, bing bitch, bitch, bitch right after the intro.
Speaker 1:
I ain't gonna lie. I, like the baddies, shout out to what do you like it's? Just very entertaining. It's like mindless TV you don't put no thought into watching it shout out to Biggie, shout out to Taseki, I ain't gonna fry like Biggie, yo, yo yo she the biggest punk of them all.
Speaker 2:
She always talking mad sh*t. She sh*t, she don't fight at all. That's New York sh*t. It be that other chick. That's New York sh*t. Shout out to Tzatziki though.
Speaker 1:
Love Tzatziki. Tzatziki is Tzatziki's sister. She fights they all fight, they all fight.
Speaker 2:
What is Aubrey, what's her name? From Danny the King? What she do on the show, she don't fight at all. She don't do nothing, she just sit there. Aubrey from Danny the King.
Speaker 1:
She on there. She on there Right right. She on there Because she be in a cut like this. I ain't going to lie. This season they added a lot of bitches.
Speaker 2:
Right, that's what she do. Oh, shout out to Bo Vicky. She's on the Ovasi podcast. Bitch, I'm going to go for y'all.
Speaker 1:
No, you know what was crazy? They had Nene on there for a couple episodes. Who Nene Leakes? She was on there For a couple episodes. Oh, she probably said this sh*t is not for me, but you know they got. Asian Doll on there this season.
Speaker 2:
They got Bianca from New York, bianca from Love, to have a music career and now she resorted to baddies. This sh*t is not helping your music career at all.
Speaker 1:
That's because she got out of love of hip hop. She wasn't having a storyline on love of hip hop, but she getting an ass beat on baddies. So she going to get an ass beat, get an ass beat.
Speaker 2:
Oh my God, just hang up, she's done.
Speaker 1:
Bianca's done. Land in Charlotte and how they be CEO. Huh, how they be when they land in Charlotte. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bing, bing, bing, bing. Baddies go to Charlotte.
Speaker 2:
Bitch, bitch, bitch. I can't watch that sh*t. I'm sitting there with the person and I'm watching this sh*t and I'm like why do you watch this sh*t? Like your brain cells? Is just going away. You're thinking too hard about it. You know what's crazy Sid. I bet his ass sat there watching with him the whole episode, Because it's entertaining to watch these chicks fight, but I'm like, okay, let me see a storyline.
Speaker 1:
Okay, what is it? It's not the storyline.
Speaker 2:
It was like an hour. Whatever hour length of it is Nothing but fight. It's just lined up this chick fighting, this chick got to be with this problem. This chick, this chick got a problem with this chick. They're just fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting. I'm like, okay, when are they going to calm down and just have conversations? None, if the conversation is like bitch, I'm going to f*ck you up. Bitch, bitch, bitch, f*ck, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Speaker 1:
Like yo, I can't watch this sh*t there. I got to see this man because he is hilarious. Yo see your f*cking If you watch f*cking baddies.
Speaker 2:
I'll put it on my story too, on Facebook. I'm like if you're a female and you watch f*cking baddies, defriend me. I don't want to be your friend, no more, because I know what type of female you are, what that mean Hold on, hold on, hold on what? The bing, bing, bing, bitch, bitch, bitch bitch I don't f*cking talk about.
Speaker 1:
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2:
A motherf*cker can like baddies and then get on Netflix and watch Scorpion or Blacklist and sh*t but I don't give a f*ck if you do that, if you got baddies in your collection of watching on TV sometimes you be bored on 2B and that just be what it is they need protection on 2B we need to get fired up.
Speaker 1:
Honestly, we could go or like on Revolt.
Speaker 2:
I'd rather Revolt Shout out to Revolt because they don't own it no more. So Revolt, we need to get on Revolt. You need no advisor on f*cking Revolt.
Speaker 1:
We can do 2B too. We could do both. Yeah, because 2B fired A lot of people. 2b is a hot sh*t right now. But see, 2b got this thing.
Speaker 2:
That's like his bootleg sh*t, no, no, we got to get that white money.
Speaker 1:
All right, hit your button. Hit your button, you crazy, Hit the button.
Speaker 2:
That's my button from now on.
Speaker 1:
What would you do? It's Paul Lott. I was like, ooh, what would Paul Lott did it? Con. Ooh, what would you do? co*cktails with tea. What would you do? co*cktails with tea. What would you do Not too pushy Joseph.
Speaker 2:
What would?
Speaker 1:
you do.
Speaker 2:
This is a no shout out to you, ms Blossom. You f*cking Cape Vader crusader header, you wild.
Speaker 1:
I call her Batman and Robin.
Speaker 2:
She's wild with the mask on like bitch. We don't care. I know you have a new. She's wild with the mask on like bitch. You can't know what the f*ck you are. She more like the pink one. That sh*t crazy. Yeah, more like the pink one.
Speaker 1:
That's crazy. I know you have a new. What would you do for us today?
Speaker 2:
Yes, I got a new one. What would you do?
Speaker 1:
Because you haven't had one in a while.
Speaker 2:
I'm kind of interested to see how life has been happened to me or accounts that happened with other people. This one was an account that happened to another person and they told me. It was like yo, I was watching sh*t, I got it. What would you do? I was like, oh, that's a good one, what would you do? So this is one that's particularly pertaining to the ladies, right.
Speaker 2:
So what would you do, lady, you and your girl say, y'all known each other for, hypothetically speaking, five, six years, right, y'all did a lot together. So you consider her a real friend, friend enough that you say, hey, girl, let's go on a girl's trip. Me and you was going on a girl's trip. You know, all right, cool. So in the process of you know, booking the girl's trip, we got to get you know if you're in the car, if you're doing that, you're doing that.
Speaker 2:
Whatever the case may be, you know, it's just, you're not thinking of it. You, just one female just taking action, right, and just doing what they're doing. I'm going to get the sh*t booked. Getting the sh*t booked, everything good, you have a great time, great time, great time. Coming back now, you know, you say you're in the airport and you're just having a conversation. So what would you do, ladies, if on the way back you're looking at your transactions and you're like bitch, I done paid for the whole f*cking trip and paid for all the drinks and paid for all the food. Why did they come here broke? What would you do If you go on a girl's trip and your friend, actually, is broke?
Speaker 1:
Like Wait, wait. Why am I just noticing?
Speaker 2:
They shared the airport Right.
Speaker 1:
For further understanding. I only realized this On our way back.
Speaker 2:
Well, you, you realized it, but you only Let me rephrase that, so you only addressed it on the way back.
Speaker 1:
Oh f*ck, no, I had to beat that bitch ass as soon as we landed. She wouldn't be staying in my room because I paid for it. It's my room. You didn't sleep over there by the pool. No, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. See, now I'm confused.
Speaker 2:
Y, y'all on the way to the trip, or you on the way back.
Speaker 2:
Trip is done, y'all in the airport and a conversation comes about and cause you know you being a friend, you really not Looking at it that way, but in In lieu of the conversation, a response was made that Tickled your fancy and it made you say, well, I paid all of this sh*t while you're coming out of here, broke. So yeah, so what would you do if that was your? If you was in that situation, I would tell you what this young lady did. But what would you do if you was in that situation? Say, you went out with taris or you went out with say no.
Speaker 1:
No, we would never do that.
Speaker 2:
So use different examples, okay I don't want to do that. Just say you just went out with your homegirl, whatever the case may be, and you wouldn't pay for the whole trip. And during the whole trip you pay for everything. You know, not thinking nothing of it because you, being a friend, you're thinking the next outing. Yeah, You're thinking the next outing. She's going to pay, but as you went on, you didn't pay nothing, you didn't say anything until you know you got Going home. What?
Speaker 1:
would you do? That sucks, I don't know, because, honestly, me as a person, that would not have been addressed on the way home. Yeah, it would have been addressed at the first time, or, yeah, at the first couple times mid-trip. What you got going on, you can afford this or not, because I hate to say it to you, sir, you got to get out the room. No, you're going to sit, sh*t and it's worse, because where did they go to?
Speaker 2:
I'm pretty sure it was Miami, I don't know. Say Jamaica First of all. You, an international with no money, you wild as hell, because you'll get left right there.
Speaker 1:
And then, honestly, you should not be broke in Jamaica and sh*t, because you should have booked an all-inclusive room. I would have left, since I did airport sway. Okay, honestly, and I know, bitches, go to Miami and don't come back, friends, so that's probably a Miami trip. I wouldn't have worried about it because I would have left our heads in that room and went to go hang out with my cousins. Okay.
Speaker 2:
Shout out to my family.
Speaker 1:
I miss Miami. Bitches go to Miami don't be friends on my own. It's crazy because I went to Miami six times Same group of people Still friends. Two times was with one group of people and then other times with another group of people. Never fell out with him. That's crazy Ever. And it's like when people say this like how do y'all fall out? Like do y'all not know the people that y'all really going on a trip with? They don't know they going with broke bitches, like what.
Speaker 2:
Bitches be perpetrating bottles. Be at the house, bro, that's really what it be, because they don't be spending their money. They be standing in the plasma line. Oh, shout out to the nigg* that put on um social media. Uh, y'all probably got saw it. He was like ladies, if you come to the section, you better be sucking the f*ck into some sh*t. Oh yeah, you saw that comment.
Speaker 1:
No, he was like no, because his his reason for saying that was he like he taught all these women coming to the section looking good and then they drinking more than the people that's actually paying for the bottle. So it's like, from now on, if you ain't putting it on the bottle, you better be f*cking this up you better be f*cking.
Speaker 2:
I listen, I, I listen, let me, I'm not mad at that I am not mad. I agree, I'm not mad at that. I am not mad at that as a woman.
Speaker 1:
I'm not mad at that. I agree, Put up a show. I feel like it could have been a better wording, but also not mad at that.
Speaker 2:
Because she's been wilding in the clubs. Man, they get a section and there are chicks that are honed in. They sit down the day prior. Girl, you going to go to say Affinity Live?
Speaker 1:
Yeah, so this and they leave and they be like where you sitting? They be like, oh, we over here, come to our section, come drink with us. Okay, we just take a shot. And then they end up saying I used to run that game when I was 18, 19 years old, that's the only game.
Speaker 2:
You ain't sh*t trap you ain't sh*t.
Speaker 1:
Along with these ain't sh*t bitches, I'm not sh*t, I don't run that game, no more I did that when ain't sh*t as a kid oh wow, I am aggravating, you're aggravating, but oh yeah, but back to what would you do? Yeah, so what was the outcome of this?
Speaker 2:
so the outcome of it was, uh, the girl had asked her well, you know, I didn't want to bring it up, but why did you, you know, come out here? Did you come out here with any money? Because I paid for all the sh*t on the trip. And she was like well, I just said that I was coming, I didn't say I was about paying for anything.
Speaker 1:
Oh see, that's how it is. We would have fallen, we would have fallen. So she was like what?
Speaker 2:
what? And then they had, you know, verbal altercation and sh*t like that and she was just like you know. Then she went, you know, I guess she posted, it was like you know, she's your friend you know, broke as f*ck. Watch bitches that you hang with, because these bitches be broke. They say your friends, they got no money.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but you know what that's on her, the nerve of her to say that, though. That's on her too, though, because how did you not know who you going out of town with? Because she said why did y'all, how did y'all not discuss this? Because I ain hoochies, we going to Cancun at the end of July, right?
Speaker 2:
Oh, they about to have Cancun babies.
Speaker 1:
Stop f*cking with me. So we going to Cancun right and two of the hoochies are splitting a room. So they are talking about finances like splitting, but they know it's splitting a room. I have a room to myself because I was planning to go with somebody there, but they're not going anymore, so I got to pay for this room myself.
Speaker 2:
I always got a room by itself, fellas, hey, check in.
Speaker 1:
You about to piss me off.
Speaker 2:
Hey, check in for me.
Speaker 1:
And it's the knocking on the table, it's the knocking on the table. Who said knocking at your window? That's crazy you know what's crazy.
Speaker 1:
I had wanted this to be a vacation, but it's not anymore, so you know, anyway. So I'm going by myself, but we are in a group chat now. We're talking about, you know, splitting airport transportation calls, splitting what's called calls, but we also did an all-inclusive because it's a one-call split. But we also are talking about this. We've been talking about this since last year. How are y'all not discussing these finances before going on this trip? And that's my thing too, like every girl's trip I've ever went on, which, like I said, it's pretty much always been with the same two group of people, which most of those people commingle with each other anyway. So, but anyway, like we plan ahead, so like first we'll get the destination, then we're like, okay, this is how much everything costs and we do our money in time, so the first half of your money is due by this time. If you don't turn in, you're not going on this, right?
Speaker 1:
right group and then it goes from there. So it's like I don't understand how people don't talk about people.
Speaker 1:
Yeah, and it's like honestly, I once again me and my friends, me and my group of friends, my circle of friends we prepay for everything. Like we know, we want to do stuff. Every time we went to miami, we prepaid for our hotel, we prepaid. We decided, okay. Well, when I went a long time ago, lyft was cheaper, uber was way cheaper. So the first time we went we was like we're just going to Uber everywhere, because why not?
Speaker 2:
Then it's like after that we started getting but it's actually cheaper to rent a car.
Speaker 1:
And that's what we realized. So we started getting rental, did that in advance like we would do. We want to do jet skis? Okay, we pay for our tickets in advance, like we did everything in advance, and when you get there, the only thing you got to worry about is food and when you go out. Right, that's it. I don't understand.
Speaker 2:
I don't understand, so that was my. You know. What would you do? Before I end my what would you do? I want to give a special shout out. I appreciate you a thousand times over. I appreciate you a thousand times over, you know, given Everybody probably know my situation by now. You know what I'm saying. This person, um, accepted me and understood the situation and, you know, wrote out. So I appreciate you, uh, for what you do, for being a nourisher and, um, being a listener and being a communicator, and I appreciate you. You know what I mean Shout out, bang. I love that being a listener and being a communicator, and I appreciate you. I mean shout out.
Speaker 1:
Bang. I love that. I love that for you. I love that. Well, you know that segues into my new segment Wow, love that. So y'all you know, before I start this new segment, I want to say Terrence has grown. Right, let me talk about growth lately. And I've grown, thank you, thank you, thank you. I have grown. There's so much growth. There's so much growth that comes with year 30. Alright, and a part of that growth is anger management.
Speaker 2:
Anger management.
Speaker 1:
So I declare here today that there will not be a shots with tea in the foreseeable future. Yay, and also I'm changing co*cktails with tea. We are going to start a wine down Wednesday with tears.
Speaker 2:
Hey.
Speaker 1:
And I am going to introduce y'all to my favorite wines, my favorite sangrias and all that other stuff. And I am going to introduce y'all to my favorite wines, my favorite sangrias and all that other stuff. And also we're going to dive into these relationship topics because I feel like I have tapped into my inner Cupid. Let me tell you why. If y'all been following, I have been doing unscripted single train. Last week I matched three couples. Okay, oh my God, oh Jesus, I am. Oh Jesus, I got the, I got the arrow, like really. So today I matched one couple. It was a little slow. Today I did match one couple though that's still a feat and I put myself on that bitch. Okay, I did. I love that I put myself on that bitch because you know what we're going to chat about today.
Speaker 1:
Okay, All right, are y'all ready?
Speaker 2:
Ready.
Speaker 1:
Is it better to be single or in a relationship? What is better for you? And I ask this question because we are at different points in our life where sometimes it may be better to be in a relationship. Sometimes it might be better for being single. Last month, two months ago, it was better for being single last month, two months ago, it was better for me being single, right, because I had to go through all that growth. I had to go through relearning myself and, to be honest and transparent, I really had to love myself again and fall in love with myself, because, after all of that happened, when you break up with somebody, when you like, start a new normal, it's like it's weird, though, because you fault yourself a lot and you like immediately Self depreciate and it's not healthy. So you have to get yourself back healthy. So is it better to be Single or in a relationship?
Speaker 2:
That's a good one. For me, I think that it depends on the individual and the current Situation, and I can speak On experience. If you are a person, uh, that like that loves hard, or you seek companionship um, you can't really function without being with another person then obviously you're going to seek a relationship. But on the flip side of that, if you're a person that's independent and has been independent prior to being in a relationship where everything is kind of like shared, um, then once you get out of that, you feel like you want to be single because, you want to keep that independency Right.
Speaker 2:
So I think, um, it really depends on the situation, um, or the person or the situation. So for me, my perspective, in my situation and who I am, I prefer to be in a relationship. I don't like being single, because if I'm single, then that gives me free. Will you know to do what I want to do, f*ck who I want to f*ck, and do I want to really want to do that? You know to do what I want to do, f*ck who I want to f*ck, and do I want to really want to do that? Even regardless of age or fact or whatever the case may be even if you're young, you may still think about that do I really want to do that? You know I mean or just have one chick that I could be with. You know, hand in hand, whatever, and maybe f*ck on the side, but you know, out there doing all types of sh*t. But me personally, I'd rather be in a relationship because I feel more for me, it feels like it keeps me grounded.
Speaker 1:
Okay, I was just about to say that. Grounded, yeah, see it, I feel like I have a double answer. Ooh, double answer. So I feel like at this current point in my life I have to kind of agree with CEO, like I am kind of in like the inter, inter mission or in, I don't know, intern, I don't know, like in between stage of I'm trying to like grow my independency back and, like you know, depend on me and love myself again. So for me, and right now, I think it's better for me to be single, because it's just a lot of like personal healing that I have to go through because I want to be better. But overall, I am a relationship girl. Cuff me, boo daddy, come get me, my man my man, my man.
Speaker 1:
Boo daddy, boo daddy Come get me Like I, my man, my I, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man. Like that is me, like I love love, I love to be loved. I love the idea of you know, talking to one person every day, having a routine with that person, like I love that and I think so. Yeah, so interject. You know, devil's advocate, does age have a lot to do with y'all answers? And I ask that because I know when I was on twitter proposing this question. Follow me on twitter at terrysunscripted. I am now reaching 7000 followers hey round of applause for that and I didn't have to show no ass sheets no ass sheets.
Speaker 2:
Round of applause. Yeah, thank you. We got a lot of ass cheeks. Back here we're going to see a lot of ass cheeks. First four seats, first grade test a lot of ass cheeks.
Speaker 1:
Y'all got me f*cked up. Let me go. Let me go, put your puss* lips on. Live for a thousand. Damn, she could have won a thousand. That just reminded me I'm sorry, flashback, I was screaming. I asked his age, like relate to what you said? Because I was talking to somebody on Twitter and they was like well, the age that I'm at, I want to be in a relationship. And he was like 38, maybe between 38 and 40. And he's like I just want to be in a relationship right now. I mean being single is cool, but I mean I need, I guess, because he wants to be grounded and settled down.
Speaker 2:
So does age play a factor in where you are with being single in a relationship? Definitely, so, definitely so, because, and um, and I could again, I could speak to my situation, right, so I was semi-forced into getting married at 30, right, I didn't want to be married at 30 because I?
Speaker 1:
never did. Yeah, yeah, you know, it was like ultimatum.
Speaker 2:
It was like either I get married at 30 because I never do it, yeah, yeah, you know it was like ultimatum. It was like either I get married at 30 I always had the back of my head so I married her, um, and that was a bad move because I wasn't ready, um.
Speaker 2:
So I guess age definitely plays a factor. You know, some men are mature quicker as far as vice, versus some women mature quicker. At age 30 I wasn't at a mature level where I could be married. I mean, I knew who I was as a man and I knew what I could do. As far as being a relationship, I like that but I still wanted to get some sh*t out.
Speaker 2:
You know what I'm saying. But to I know I had a great woman there so I was like let me lock in this great woman because she's wanted that at that age. But you know, and that's kind of like you know where the cheating came in in in the beginning, because I wasn't ready. You know, I still had to get sh*t out, so age definitely plays a factor in that yes, so I'm gonna disagree, oh sh*t.
Speaker 1:
Um, I don't think age plays a factor in it, because I I think it all depends on the stage in life you are as a person, and I'm gonna tell you why. My brother got married at 25, fully committed, never, never, you know, did nothing so he was ready for that he's always been a relationship person like that's always been.
Speaker 1:
On the flip side of that, my mom, who is 60 something I don't know, off the top of my head she's 60 something she was married for 21 years and after she you know her, me, her and my dad got divorced. Like she's at a stage now she's like I don't really want another relationship like I did that. It didn't work out. I'm good, I'm content about myself. I make myself happy, like I know. You know what I like to do when I eat my family.
Speaker 2:
Is that age or experience?
Speaker 1:
that's why I said, I think it depends on what you, what stage you are in life. I think that I think you just I don't think it has anything to do with age like I don't want to, you know say oh, because you 40, you want to be in a relationship. Some people are just relationship people. It's people at 40 that never want to be in a relationship, never want to have kids, like so I gotta disagree with you on it yeah, I was.
Speaker 1:
when I was talking to the person on Twitter, I was like, um, I was kind of over your standpoint, see, because, like when I was younger, I wanted to be a relationship. Every day of my life, I wanted to be in love, I was ready to be committed. And then I got older, to, like you know, 28, 29 I really didn't want to be a relationship, but now, as I hit 30, I'm kind of like I, I don't know, I'm in the middle, relationships are cool, but I guess I'm in a buildings mode. I got to get to know you for real. I got to build something with you, a foundation, because a house without a foundation does not stand.
Speaker 2:
Ooh gems.
Speaker 1:
Bing Okay, because I've been having words and hoops all night.
Speaker 2:
What the f*ck? A house without a foundation would not stand. That was the wrong soundbite.
Speaker 1:
Right yeah, that was the wrong soundbite because that made me sound like it was stupid.
Speaker 2:
A house.
Speaker 1:
oh my God, we need to train somebody else for the soundboard. I've been soundboarding forever and I hope Switch put a lot of funny ass clips into your sh*t tonight, because you just been that old nigg* syndrome getting to you, it's getting to you man. So you know, guys, that's my new segment. We're gonna talk about a lot of relationship topics and then also we're gonna have a new segment, also with me, axe terrace and you're gonna ask me sh*t, I'm gonna answer on camera better than people who did it before.
Speaker 1:
Right, because, mm-hmm, because it's not I was going to say. I feel like we should do that as a panel, like ask them advisory. I love that and every week, like post stuff on the page that y'all want us, y'all want to ask us, yeah questions you want to ask and we'll be here and we answer it. Because we can pull it up. That's why we need a social media rep.
Speaker 2:
we did who when the f*ck this happened?
Speaker 1:
oh no, we invited an event correspondent. Yeah, we invited hold on.
Speaker 2:
Who the f*ck is this?
Speaker 1:
person. She's a big correspondent, but we need a youtube. I mean a youtube and a social media correspondent. Please hit me up. I mean hello, hello, look at this face. Yeah, we need, we needed a? Um social media person no we do really bad because I mean, I'm tired of seeing you putting sh*t up there and misspelling sh*t and typing sh*t like old people.
Speaker 2:
Listen, I try to do you know. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:
We be trying to give him the keys and the tips y'all. He don't listen to us.
Speaker 2:
What keys and tips we?
Speaker 1:
still don't even have all the f*cking logins.
Speaker 2:
Y'all got all the f*cking logins.
Speaker 1:
We don't. No the f*ck, I'd be pissed and then CEO be like hold on, hold on. I'm about to text you the code and then it take 15 minutes and then the code, damn, expired nigg* said I said what's the code?
Speaker 2:
two hours later he owed he be falling asleep come on man this is what I do, y'all, and I be thinking your SBL work, but you be asleep. I be like and I put the phone down and I watch some TV and I'm like, and I wake up and I'm like, oh sh*t, I forgot to hit the mic. That sh*t crazy.
Speaker 1:
I'm f*cking weak.
Speaker 2:
That sh*t's crazy yo man but um. But yeah, we want to thank you know, all you motherf*ckers, for tuning in. We do love y'all.
Speaker 1:
We need a name for them yeah everybody got fame the North Visors. No, oh, the Advisors.
Speaker 2:
The Advisors, the Vipers, what the?
Speaker 1:
f*ck, they're like Visors.
Speaker 2:
No, no, no, that don't work.
Speaker 1:
I like the Advisors, though the Advisors Advisors are some sh*t.
Speaker 2:
Huh yeah, advisors. Oh know, shout out to class of 2024 at Blake Blake Blake High School.
Speaker 1:
I love you guys. I we had C awards last Friday, not gonna lie. They favorite teacher cried. I did cry because those my babies and I cried some good tears. But the lucky thing is 23 of them are going to the illustrious North Carolina.
Speaker 2:
Central University, you see that went viral.
Speaker 1:
You 23 of them are going to the illustrious North Carolina Central University. You see, that went viral. You saw me in the video. Yep, it went viral, that went viral.
Speaker 2:
Team Face is viral.
Speaker 1:
Yes, I think it's on HBCU Nation or something like that. But yes, I went viral with 20,000 likes because I was crying for my babies. All of them were in North Carolina Central. I told them I can't wait to see them at Homecoming and when they see me, don't ask what's in my cup.
Speaker 2:
Okay.
Speaker 1:
Get your own cup, Because I will pour them some too. I'm just playing, I'm just playing. I'm just playing. I'm not. Yep, that was a joke. Ha ha kiki.
Speaker 2:
Yo, we have to change this name, yeah.
Speaker 1:
Rimshot is wild Rimshot is. Y'all don't even know what a rimshot is. Oh never mind, we're not co*cktails with tea, no more, sorry. Growth, growth.
Speaker 2:
Growth, growth.
Speaker 1:
Growth. But, we did good. We did good.
Speaker 2:
We did good, man. Watch us. Man Shout out to all y'all motherf*ckers. Man, we really appreciate y'all motherf*ckers. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:
Shout out to Paula.
Speaker 2:
Shout out my nigg* Swish. That keeps us looking. Swish, just do it. Swish, just do it. What was the punchline?
Speaker 1:
Oh, humble ain't got no swish.
Speaker 2:
Humble ain't got no swish. That's hard as f*ck.
Speaker 1:
I swear to God, I be writing for real. I be writing for real in my head but you know what it is, man?
Speaker 2:
it's your boy, sam McClain it's your girl.
Speaker 1:
Trap C I be writing for real.
Speaker 2:
It's Terrence Unscripted it's no advisors I don't know what motherf*ckers yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bye.
